One day, while hearing a petition, I noticed an elderly Hindu villager standing on his head. He remained in that position for nearly half an hour, when I asked him his business. He then explained that his affairs were in so confused a state that he did not know whether he was standing on his head or his heels.
Walter Roper Lawrence mentions this incident in his The Valley of Kashmir (1895). And in another incident recounted by Lawrence:
A Pandit, whose petition had been three times rejected, appeared a fourth time, and I told him that if he presented another petition I should have to report him to the local official. The next day the Pandit appeared with a paper in his hand ; he was at once ordered to be removed, but explained that it was not a petition but a poem which he wished to present. The poem recited his grievances.
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